Caroline?

*chilling in bed, on my phone*
Mom: (walks in) I’m in trouble!
Me: Why?!
Mom: Come with me, I’ll show you the texts.
Me: I’m in my underwear under this blanket, throw me some shorts.
Mom: Why aren’t you wearing shorts or pants?
Me: This is much more comfortable.
*my mom gives the “wtf” look*
Me: What?!
Mom: Next thing you know, you won’t be wearing anything.
Me: HELL NO. What if I randomly get my period at night? Now, that’s just nasty.
Mom: Ew! That’s so disgusting, shame on you.
Me: It never even happened!
*my mom walks away*
Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LITTLE DILEMMA?
*silence*

-_-